But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
