did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
well most of my day revolves around power hour
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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