So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
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