pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
not ubering you a puppy
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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