would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
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