Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Randomize
