You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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