He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
The air was thick with penises
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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