just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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