But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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