She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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