her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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