This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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