I want to walk on stilts...naked
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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