this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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