It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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