no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
People with herpes should wear stickers.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Semen is not good for contacts.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
This toilet bowl is my home.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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