She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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