yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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