ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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