I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Randomize
