8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Need sex. Gaining weight.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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