don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Randomize
