If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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