She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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