Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
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