You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I want to be your penis for a week.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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