Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
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