i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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