Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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