Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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