You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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