No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
it hurts more in the daytime
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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