yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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