Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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