He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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