haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
it's not cheating when I paid for it
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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