So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
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