Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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