Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
No stitches, just platelets and will power
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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