there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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