ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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