Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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