Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
sex in a hospital.. check
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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