found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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