Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
ok first of all what the fuck
And then he peed in my hair
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