Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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