WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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