Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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