she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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